au-rev0ir:

if i marry someone attractive and our kids end up with my face i’m going to be seriously pissed


kissesformabitches:

they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke

(Source: thesenseof-dance)

r-amp:

itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

(Source: luxerae)

aleeyago:

this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life

(Source: humortrain)

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

I suck at texting unless

  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

(Source: ahtnamasyay)

l0st-beauty:

If a guy ever looked at me like this my life would be complete

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

white lips

pale face 

breathing in

the stench of all these mothafuckin white girls thinkin this songs about winter 

basedgodniall:

when you and your friends hate the same person

image

prouded:

Have you ever been so sad that you can’t even cry you just sit there and think about how sad you are

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

horan-whore:

i can’t even not reblog this.

(Source: hathawayys)

iloveriandawson:

I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok

(Source: hailrian)

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